mr.poop (4 days ago)
My butthole transformed into a torpedo launcher and is bombing toilet city
Carl (5 days ago)
I just shit my pants on the bus in Chicago
johnq (6 days ago)
im eating the poop as it is coming out of me
Shirlissa (a week ago)
I have a huge, firm shit log in my hands and I'm giving it a blowjob. I just keep shoving it back and forth in my mouth and down my throat. I'm gagging because it's clogging my throat and I am getting smears of shit all over my face, hands, teeth. It's everywhere and it's making me so wet that I'm practically cumming in my panties. I'm about to take this thing 'downstairs' and fuck myself harder than I've ever been fucked. No protection necessary.
gelber (a week ago)
I have a doodoo-berry hangin out my ass rite now an it STANK. I rub my hand in it by axidint too
Mister nigger (2 weeks ago)
Shit is coming out right now
shelby (3 weeks ago)
That moment when you have to lift one ass check for the Brown brick to ease out. Hold the wall for God sake it feels like my ass cheeks are ripping apart. In the distance you hear the gas muffled as it evades the blow hole. I'm dying.
Average Joe (3 weeks ago)
Unlike all of the bowel-challenged mongs before me, I'm just taking a regular poo. Weird, huh?
Milo's Hamburgers (4 weeks ago)
The gas just keeps building and building oh THE GAS IS REAL!!!! I can feel my insides bulging like I'm a Goodyear Blimp... Hell is coming and Satan will take you....
mr.poop (4 weeks ago)
IM SHITTING LIQUID AGAIN! !!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
mr.poop (4 weeks ago)
Liquid shit just exploded out my ass. I'm not sure if I should wipe or call 911
sTePheN (4 weeks ago)
*knock on door* Babe.. babe don't come in here!!! BABE I AINT PLAYING!!!! DONT YOU COME IN HERE!!! *farts* *pushes out food baby* I'll be in there in a minute. *doorknob turns*. LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT!!!
Black douche (4 weeks ago)
Hi Ya'll I'm Terry Cruze just here to say I ate some fried chicken last night and ooooo weeeee my ass smells like two pigs having a good time
naomi (4 weeks ago)
*answers phone* *grandma voice cuz she's a hillbilly with no teeth* STEPHEN!!!! WWWWWWIIOAAAHHHH UUUUGGGHHH. MMMMM UUGHHH PUSH PUSH BREATHe!!! STEPHEN RUN TO GAS STATION ITS COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA IM OUT OF PAPER AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Lexie Kelley (4 weeks ago)
I am sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet...my boyfriends white and I am black, taking a poo on the toilet. It's brown and smells like shit and so does my boyfriends pits. I am black and proud holy shit my poop looks like Obama. I don't care he can keep the change I flushed him down the toilet. Flips weave yeah girl!
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