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bigdickben (a day ago)
Happy laborday everyone. Speaking of labor I was seeing stars delivering these kids to their water birth!!. Well I feel much better now!! Remember folks don't force it or you might blow out an 'O' ring....

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poopyboy96 (a day ago)
Oh man its a good one. I had to clinch for the past 20 minutes but I just experienced a great relief.

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poopinator9000 (4 days ago)
man it has been a shitty day/: at least my toilet is here for me

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poopinator9000 (4 days ago)
this poop smells good, it just keeps on sliding out, oh shit(pun intended)i think there's more!! help!! im dying.. Tell my mother i didnt want her to wake up to me dead on the toilet

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idiot (a week ago)
Oh man oh man. My toilet is behaving badly today, and we just got a new one. So this is my first poop for a while. So satisfying. Damn.

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mr.poop (3 weeks ago)
Just ate a burger and cucumber salad. I must be like one of those playdoe toys cause as soon as I push some food into myself the other stuff gets pushed out right away

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Carbrin (3 weeks ago)
What up y'all? Just dropped a major load. Smells like a bull's asshole died in here. I just stuck my head down close to the toilet bowl to get a good whif, and my face almost melted off. My butt went nuclear I guess. Well, season's greetings and what not. I think I'm gonna have a great day.

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mr.poop (3 weeks ago)
Here I sit. I push and get rewarded. Oh the glory of this fine victory

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mr.poop (4 weeks ago)
I'm at it again. Same shit just a different day.

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mr.poop (4 weeks ago)
I am pooping. Poop is falling out my bum. I am sitting on the toilet typing this as I poop. I read lots of poop story's while I am pooping. Thanks for the shitty reading material.

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Cautious Venture (4 weeks ago)
im having one of those poos where you are not sure if you are dine yet...

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Gelber (4 weeks ago)
Is it weird if my poo is coming out like strings? My poopy is sort of coming out like strings. I tried to break one apart but it just stayed together and it moved as if it was a long piece of yarn floating in the toilet. It's also like a bright green color and it doesn't stink. Is there something wrong with me? Why doesn't it smell bad and why is it green and stringy?

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Turdtingler (4 weeks ago)
The work day was pretty lame. Afterwards I dropped my buddy off at home and peeled away (not before scoping out his hot wife) and felt that familiar cramp creep over me. With a slight smile I tore out of the driveway headed home. Much to my dismay however the wife was baby sitting her friends kids so my domain was not free from invasion. I waited a little bit hearing my wife speak but ignoring every word due to the fact I was about to shit myself. FINALLY after 45 minutes of pleasure mixed with pain the wife and ALL of the kids left!!! It is a rare occasion to dump alone in a house where 5 kids and a wife are always lurking. So hear I am sharing my shit in seclusion with all my friends :) have a great day!

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