Who's Pooping?

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Twirly (3 days ago)
I'm making a poo and I googled "I'm making a poo" and here I am!

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deargod (3 days ago)
I was diagnosed with chronic spine spasms yoday doesn't stop me from taking the most relieving shit ever.

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Biltur (5 days ago)
I just crapped diarrhea out of my ass into my pants while I was sitting here in front of the computer! There's juicy poop slime dripping down my legs and pants and it's all over the chair and floor. Why?!?!

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ViglaArta (a week ago)
Oh shit!

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Chas (a week ago)
Here I sit broken hearted had to fart and clearly sharted RIP Indian food nd my pantaloons

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mr.poop (12 days ago)
This is one small push for man, one giant movement for my behind. God bless America

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mr.poop (3 weeks ago)
The turdship has blasted off from home planet analtopia to voyage another epic mission through the mystical water tunnels from which no turdship has returned

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poop poet (3 weeks ago)
A poop haiku - Sometimes hard, others soft Food goes in - out comes the poop the circle of life

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mr.poop (3 weeks ago)
I wonder how many people poop at the same time. I know I am pooping right now, but who else is...?

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mr.poop (3 weeks ago)
I'm staring at suave shampoo as stinky comets of fury are blasting into my toilets atmosphere

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bigdickben (3 weeks ago)
Happy laborday everyone. Speaking of labor I was seeing stars delivering these kids to their water birth!!. Well I feel much better now!! Remember folks don't force it or you might blow out an 'O' ring....

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poopyboy96 (3 weeks ago)
Oh man its a good one. I had to clinch for the past 20 minutes but I just experienced a great relief.

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poopinator9000 (4 weeks ago)
man it has been a shitty day/: at least my toilet is here for me

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poopinator9000 (4 weeks ago)
this poop smells good, it just keeps on sliding out, oh shit(pun intended)i think there's more!! help!! im dying.. Tell my mother i didnt want her to wake up to me dead on the toilet

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idiot (4 weeks ago)
Oh man oh man. My toilet is behaving badly today, and we just got a new one. So this is my first poop for a while. So satisfying. Damn.

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